Gay Rule #32: Don’t put your water bottle next to your bottle of lube.

Yes, I realize that this rule has some fairly obvious story or reasoning behind it. And I know what you’re thinking: Who would be stupid enough to drink from their lube bottle by mistake?

That would be yours truly 🙂 Wait … sorry, that should be a frowny face 😦

(WARNING: Some mature themes after the jump. And a few before: penis, cock, boobies, twat, buttsecks.) Continue reading